My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
