There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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