Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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