he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Randomize
