Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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