Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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