I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
