Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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