If i come over, it means nothing
okay pat passed out under dana's car
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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