She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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