The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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