my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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