i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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