My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
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