Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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