I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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