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I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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