Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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