The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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