Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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