When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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