all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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its like you know when i get waxed
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
There are leaves in my underwear?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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