Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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