That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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