what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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