This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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