therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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