The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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