Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
