Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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