So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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