I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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