Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
