Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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