so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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