i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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