i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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