Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
