Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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