and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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