She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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