please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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