I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I didn't notice because vodka
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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