so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
How naked do you want me to be?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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