I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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