It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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