I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So many bounce houses so little time
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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