...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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