Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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