laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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