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I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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