im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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