is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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