worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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