Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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