I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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