Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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