If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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