I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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