Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
pray to the hookup gods
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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