either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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