ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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